The Howard Stern 2015 Dream Roast

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ThreeOldYentas, May 1, 2013.

  1. ThreeOldYentas

    ThreeOldYentas New Member Banned User

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    Could you imagine if at the end of Howard's contract, he was to have a roast of himself. I understand that Howard has no testosterone in his body, but this roast would fucking kill. The last roast they had was the Andy Dick roast, which was obviously censored after the otherworldly Baba Booey roast.

    Imagine if Howard would have a completely uncensored roast and invited Artie, Levy, DiPaolo, Jackie, Stuttering John, (he used to do stand-up, it's a stretch). Maybe he would give up a marble or two to get Jeff Ross to do a set.

    The ball busting that would happen could be insane from fucking with AGT and the block party, maybe Sal would do a crazy joke about Artie's suicide, not to mention if anybody would attack Beth, etc....

    I had a lot of ideas for this roast but I'm brain dead now.
     
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    Humor is banned from the show. Will never happen.
     
  3. joe361

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    I can see it now, pay-per-view.
     
  4. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    No offense ThreeOld, but you might as well be talking about the alien landing. As already mentioned, he's way too thin-skinned and paranoid these days on account of the howard-hughes type neurosis that continues to grow worse.

    The real Stern roast is happening here on Dawgs.
     
  5. knu3421

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  6. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    It would be great if Imus held a Stern roast, and they just put that woman who was a kid Holocaust survivor, who Gilbert pissed off on in his place (wearing a gay scarf, of course).
     
  7. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    If Howard needs to make an effort AND put up some money for this.... 0.0