Could you imagine if at the end of Howard's contract, he was to have a roast of himself. I understand that Howard has no testosterone in his body, but this roast would fucking kill. The last roast they had was the Andy Dick roast, which was obviously censored after the otherworldly Baba Booey roast. Imagine if Howard would have a completely uncensored roast and invited Artie, Levy, DiPaolo, Jackie, Stuttering John, (he used to do stand-up, it's a stretch). Maybe he would give up a marble or two to get Jeff Ross to do a set. The ball busting that would happen could be insane from fucking with AGT and the block party, maybe Sal would do a crazy joke about Artie's suicide, not to mention if anybody would attack Beth, etc.... I had a lot of ideas for this roast but I'm brain dead now.