But the pussyboy didn't do it. That is why it didn't get on t.v. Who wants to hear a "celebration of the life of Howard Allan Stern?" The premise is quite simple... Anybody that Stern bashed, Rosie, Jay Leno, Amanda Peet, etc. gets a chance to bash back... Artie Lange and Jackie Martling MC it and you air it uncensored, midnight, on Comedy Central. Right? That would have been the way to do it. Just like the only way Beef will ever be famous is as an embarrassing punchline on something like The Real Golddiggers of the Hamptons, the Birthday Bash was only ever going to get on air as a BASH.