The Howard Stern Birthday BASH should have been a roast, right?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BeerCanThick, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. BeerCanThick

    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    But the pussyboy didn't do it. That is why it didn't get on t.v. Who wants to hear a "celebration of the life of Howard Allan Stern?" The premise is quite simple...

    Anybody that Stern bashed, Rosie, Jay Leno, Amanda Peet, etc. gets a chance to bash back...
    Artie Lange and Jackie Martling MC it and you air it uncensored, midnight, on Comedy Central.
    Right? That would have been the way to do it.

    Just like the only way Beef will ever be famous is as an embarrassing punchline on something like The Real Golddiggers
    of the Hamptons, the Birthday Bash was only ever going to get on air as a BASH.
     
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    That skin skin faggot couldn't handle Imus's wife calling him out on just his looks, he lost his mind. Can you imagine if real pros got a chance to rip into him for the insane asshole he really is. Would be great but we will have a little longer until he completely crashes and burns.
     
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    A wake would have been better.
     
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    He caught a lot of shrapnel at the last roast and a little at the bash. There is no way he would do it now. He would get eviscerated and knows it.
     
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    it is a roast he's just clueless. we've been laughing at him for 6 months.
     
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    This was the Sirius Superbowl party. The only way wiggy would have anything to do with it would be if they made it about him.
     
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    ...id like to know more about the after party beth threw for howards bdb that he didnt attend. why would she throw an after paty her husband wasnt going to attend.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Gary even said that Wiggy didn't want it to be a roast and would only do it if it was a Kennedy Center Honors type event. AKA.... Stern is a faggot.
     
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    No freakin way could Wiggy handle being roasted. Add in the shrapnel that would be hitting Beefus and Blobbin, it'll never happen.
     
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    It was a wake. Only difference the corpses (Robin and Howard) were sitting upright.
     
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    i didn't hear his tirade yesterday...isn't howard always the first to say he's ugly? is it possible he's beginning to think he's attractive?
    YIKES!!! he's living in a fantasy world.
     
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    Artie even asked that pussy Kimmel if he'd throw in a couple roast jokes in his monologue and he was like UM. NO.
     
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    This is the new Howie. With the new Maury Povich style logo and with the soccer mom demographic thinking he's Americas greatest judge on a gong show.What a spineless turd. Stupid lanky scarecrow kissing hollywood mainstream ass. He was always envious. He's the perfect definition of a two faced coward. You can learn a lot about someone with thousands of hours of dialogue for over 20 years. Howie is quite the asshole.
     
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    I thinking by praising him that kind of was a roast.
     
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    Oh yeah. With Sal doing the Horsey jokes.
     
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    Wiggy made a fortune making a career out of roasting everybody and everyone behind their backs or to their face. There is only 1 reason Wiggy wouldn't accept a roast in return and that is because he has so many skeleton's in the closet he can't let go. When Wiggy dies or the legal retainers expire we are going t hear some great stories about that fraudulent faggot.
     
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    ha that was brought up on the show yesterday when the AGT hosts were on. Heidi said she met her boyfriend at the after-party after the "bash" and Heidi and Mel made sure to emphasize the fact that Beth went but not Howard----he sounded like such a douche, again.
     
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