The Howard stern show project...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Apr 6, 2013.

  1. Beth143nacho

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    The concept of this thread is simple... Build a typical Howard stern show, using a single thread.

    When this thread is read from start to finish, it should chronologically resemble a typical live show...

    Also, feel free to put in your thoughts as to why you believe he schedules common occurrences into the show

    Lol in dance at the number of "because he's greedy as fuck" and "commercial" instances to follow...
     
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    5:50 am: ten minutes of out of date music, overplayed phony phone calls, an in-studio music performance for back in the day when they had musicians come in, then rob zombie, a Kinison "oh ohhhhhhhh!" before fading into he nothingness of the show with a "hey now, good morning everybody"

    Ten- 15 minutes to fill up his censorship buffer to allow the dump button to work.
     
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    Spend the rest of the show pissing on fans and putting as little effort and energy into your job.

    /thread
     
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    I knew us thread would be short:)
     
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    Yesh we are back and we are liiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, right Robin? (yawn) I'm so tired....Well thats it.... Goodbye evrabuda!............ehm hmmm let's see......uhhhh....hmmm...Pete you're on. :dontknow:
     
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    "I gotta talk about America's Got Talent for just a minute, Robin".....40 minutes later: "omg we've been going for like 45 minutes without taking a break- stay tuned"

    "Cock Socks!!!!"
     
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    *commercial - 10 minutes later*