The Howard Stern To Howard Hughes Transformation Is Almost Complete

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard spent his two week long vacation:

    Learning calligraphy
    Writing a story about a kid with a rhino horn growing out of his foot
    Obsessing over a mention of him on an obscure Nevada radio show

    Instead of Kleenex boxes on his feet I think Howard will update it to iPads.
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    With all his money this is what he does :facepalm:

    Why cant Howard be normal and buy a bad ass car?
     
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    its over johnny...

    over
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    cuz he is a pussy...

    now give me that kind of money i would do something good with it

    like have 4 midgets carry me around on a throne 24/7
     
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    You only need a portion of Kleenex, not a whole box....and whacking off is icky, it's demeaning to women
     
  9. Anfkid

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    good i hope he saves all his piss drinks it and pickles himself.
     
  10. Cum Burrito

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    where the fuck did howard even find the clip from that random local nevada talk show? i googled it and there's absolutely no results. if he's finding obscure things like that, you can be sure he sees EVERY negative article about himself on the internet
     
  11. Bye You!

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    What did this radio show host say?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...he pays for a service like a webcrawler its a tv crawler. anytime his name is mentioned he (jd) gets an alert.
     
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    He doesn't know how to drive.
     
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    I was just thinking this, I don't recall him ever saying he has driven anywhere in at least the last 10 years or longer.

    It's always just Limo talk like having to pee into bottles.
     
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    Rock star life.
     
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    i don't understand him he could buy the most badass fucking yacht in the world and just cruise around the Caribbean and dock at different places every day that he is on vacation but he would rather beat off to casting couch porn and practice calligraphy.... the only salvation is that Beth would fucking die for that yacht and perpetual cruise but will never get it while Wiggy is breathing.
     
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    I think it's pretty evident why his kids move as far away as possiboe and want nothing to do with him. #doucheBag
     
  18. Jayla

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    yep. Including this site:)
     
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    He has a whole back office staff whose jobs seem to be tracking mentions of him in the media and rewriting his history.

    JD is simply the head clip guy
     
  20. j shmuck

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    Do you think Beth wants to be stuck on a yacht with Howard?