Cheffed up pork chops with peas and a baked potayder, applesauce, a glass of Bordeaux Merlot and watched a hummingbird go to and fro our clothesline. Gene Wilder taught us how to laugh and how to get a gorgeous brunette to expose her red satin panties while dancing on a ventilation grate....may he RIP. Hope all of you have a pair of panties on your head if not your crotch.
Chatted with a lovely girl on tinder last night while I was piss drunk. Affraid to go see what I said, I have a feeling it want good