The "I Overslept" Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. MrWarmth

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    What is that miserable excuse for a morning thread today? Hoofa! :facepalm:
     
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    I've seen better threads at the sleep apnea message board
     
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    Not that I've personally been there :coffee:
     
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    Producer Gary Dell Abate is my screenname on that board! :jj:
     
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    Without the apostrophe :apedance:
     
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    I overslept too. :ufacepalm: Or I would have made the cockamamie thread. We all know how well that works out. :p
     
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    Abort!
     
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    Oh. PB started one. Trying to give it a clever name and whatnot. The word BREAKFAST has to be in there. Otherwise people miss it. :rolleye:
     
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    I'm not playing that game. Fuck him
     
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    Amateurs :coffee:
     
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    Stand by. I have new doggy pics :yay:
     
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    Today is not a paid day off :hippie:



    Single gal. Lives alone in the city. So fat.
     
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    Well. This thread is better. :coffee: They are still confused as to what Sriracha is, and they think it sounds like a very, very exotic expensive ingredient. :rolleye:

    But anyway! :p
     
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    Drinks her own urine
     
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    Oh. That's a whole nother thing. And she's not fat. I'm on hiatus with her. :tears: She had to go out of town for a few weeks for work. Shit the bed!!!!! :endit:

    So I have a paid day off today. I could call one of my "squeeze-in" people, my occasionals, if you will. Maybe I will for next week. :p
     
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    Finally somebody normal. :sunny:
     
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    ooh! Just in time! My dog is cuter than your dog! :yay:

    couch 001.JPG
     
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    "hello! Squeeze In Person? You need somebody to feed your rich lazy fat ass? I'm available today! Call me at 1-800-NUT-LOON "
     
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    :lol:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! :D