The IMUS tantrum by Howard

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    • The Imus Tantrum. 11/1/96.
      Howard threw a tantrum about Don Imus early this morning. Howard heard that Imus was bad mouthing him in some article so Howard freaked. He went on for about 10 minutes about how Imus sucks and he can't get any ratings. Imus always tells people that he's second in the New York ratings but he's actually in about 14th place. Howard yelled about that fact also. Howard claims to have given Imus an act and Imus stole it. Howard also heard that Imus called his wife Allison a fat pig! That also really pissed Howard off. Imus left his ugly first wife for some young aerobics instructor so he thinks Howard's wife is a pig. Howard wants to compare Imus' first wife to his wife to see who gets what before they have money. Imus' young chippy came when he had big $$. She's not attracted to him for his old dried up prune face... Howard had Gary try to get Imus on the phone but they couldn't get a hold of him.

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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    lol
     
  3. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Good thing Beth is clearly attracted to Howard for his dashing good looks or he would be a hypocrite. Beth always says she finds Howard really attractive. She wouldn't lie about that now would she?
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Hey, she even said on the phone one time during the show that Howard is better looking than Brad Pitt in his own way. :snicker:
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Would that way be during a total eclipse at the bottom of a mine shaft where the entrance was caved in and with his entire body covered by a burlap sack while the boulder from the cave-in crushing Brad Pitt to a complete bloody pulp? I still think the bloody pulp that used to be Brad Pitt is more attractive.
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:

    Well she did say, "in his own way".
     
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    Karma is a bitch, and this bitch is called Beff
     
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    The howard rant by IMUS
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    "His own way" = "bank account"
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Jeez. That is damning.:facepalm:
     
  11. ripley1

    ripley1 Active Member

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    The past examples of hypocricy between the racial, gay, & relationship rants are endless.