The internet is warping my brain

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  1. Cum Burrito

    Cum Burrito Well-Known Member

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    from the infinite amounts of porno, to the hilarious obsessing over here at the saloon, conspiracy theories, horrible murder stories, trashy pop culture sites, etc...i think it is warping my fragile little mind. it's all just a waste of time- it's a miracle i still have a job. i think the internet and i need some time apart

    i bet i won't last the day :tears2:
     
  2. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Isnt there a 12 step program for internet addiction?:whistle:
     
  3. Ruffypup

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    The lights are on but Im not home my mind is not my own. :bee:
     
  4. BeetlesDiaper

    BeetlesDiaper New Member

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    Just keep wacking off and looking at dumb shit. It's what the rest of us do, so don't worry about it.
     
  5. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Pandora's Box. :)
     
  6. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;KyRZIbC_n-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyRZIbC_n-c[/video]
     
  7. Tinman

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    The Silver Platters have your answer....

    [video=youtube;NaCCG7QkM_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaCCG7QkM_c[/video]

    :sunny:
     
  8. shockingmary

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    [video=youtube_share;2oER_lKaVeI]http://youtu.be/2oER_lKaVeI[/video]
     
  9. CAPTAIN KIRK

    CAPTAIN KIRK New Member

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    Beff's theme song. She loves sunshine, wants to have barbaque
     
  10. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    "warping your brain?" I seriously doubt that's the case, Cum Burrito.
     
  11. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Take a break. Maybe go outside and play?
     
  12. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Pretty sure I know the lyrics without having to click through. :)
     
  13. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Find yourself a burrito and do what you do!
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i'm glad there was no interwebs when i was in high school, never would have left my room.
     
  15. Coke Dealer

    Coke Dealer New Member Banned User

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    Nobody cares, fag.
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    says the guy who chose the screename Cum Burrito...think that brain was already damaged
     
  17. Funkadelic73

    Funkadelic73 Active Member VIP

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    Awful sorry about that, CUM BURRITO.
     
  18. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    The internet is my favorite waste of time.

    I know it's only the internet, but I have met some genuine and very nice people here and I laugh a lot.
     
  19. Peau de Soie

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    You said screen name, not scream name.