The Jacksons: Next Generation

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  1. VeeB

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    Why are all of the men born to this family effeminate with white features? Tito, the manliest of the Jackson children even managed to produce light skinned effeminate children. Their mother was Latino or Puerto Rican or something. Yet none of them will cop to being gay. They all get married and crank out kids by the cockload. It's bizarre.

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    The one in the middle took Kim K's V-card.
     
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    The bookends are definitely sexually suspect. The one in the middle is probably straight, but even he acts a little like a poof.
     
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    horrible hairdo's too. I haven't spent enough time watching this show yet. I'll get to it.
     
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    But Prince, who was actually raised by Michael, has a deep booming voice and stomps around like an uncultured gorilla.
     
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    It's kind of lame. I was hoping for more.
     
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    perhaps I shall skip it. My current guilty pleasure is Party Down South :jj: don't judge.
     
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    Man, they just had the plastic surgeon shave ALL the Tito away :jj:

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    It's not his kid :secret:
     
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    It's a lot of, "all the bad press about our family is lies, and we want to set the record straight!"

    But they don't really address anything or clear anything up.

    They got DNA tested with some broad who claims to be their sister on the last episode. That was kind of juicy.
     
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    I know, I know, but you would think some of the pooftaness would have worn off on him, no?
     
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    True...
     
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    I guess they already burned thru the pedo's money?
     
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    The grandma, Katherine, is a strange, almost creepy old broad. Big googly eyes that stare deep into your soul like she wants to eat your liver.
     
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    They look like mooslim terrorists.
     
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    she stayed married to that creepy dad/husband. nuff said.
     
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    The premise of the show is that they are trying to get their music group going again. They had brief success in Europe in like 1992.
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    Truth.

    I mean, he was a manly dude. Slapping his kids and wife around and enforcing his machismo authority. Did all of the kids adopt a feminine affect in defiance of him? Did he beat them into girlishness?

    It's fascinating.
     
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    Do you think Katherine is like, why are these fucking white children my problem now?
     
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    I got money they make the Jenner/Kardashian clan look normal.