The Japanese might be odd, little, racist, perverts but these

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by YoYoMama, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. YoYoMama

    YoYoMama Member Banned User

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    damn bidet toilet seats with heated water are fawking genius. I feel very fresh in Tokyo. Very! Mizuno irons aren't bad either. Have a great day![​IMG]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG look at this brand new poster
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Puny arms has spoken
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That nigga Sip is obsessed with my arms :scratch:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Yo momma's eyes are so slanted, she can be blindfolded with dental floss, shit mult! [​IMG]
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :jj:
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    One of the newbs is racist. Is that you, yo?
     
  8. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    If a chick rides it reverse cowgirl then the stream will hit square on her bean! :thumbup2:
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    All the gals had that figured out 10 minutes ago. Lawsy, Teeny and Babs have already ordered theirs.
     
  10. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Do you turn it on while taking a shit, or after?
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    After, feels great.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :nojj: :schmoopy:
     
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    i want one
     
  16. sammyr134

    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Where is your mother so I can kick her in the cunt for giving birth to such an asshole. :)