WTF The "jerk" shirt.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SuperFarts, Jun 16, 2016.

  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    The jerk shirt.

    "With our patent-pending product, you are now finally able to enjoy the Jerkshirt® any where you please without the fear of getting caught by your co-workers or close friends.

    The JerkShirt® magically covers the most important part of your body while enjoying what you do without having to hide in shame.

    Just put it on and get to work! With our splash guard there is no mess or worry to clean up. Works like any other shirt, when you are done, simply put it in the washer and continue to use it again and again!

    It’s jerkincredible!"

    :jackoff:

     
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  2. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    I hope my wife saw this before fathers day!
     
  3. FeetToTaste

    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    Wait, we're NOT supposed to openly jerk it in front of friends, family, and co-workers?
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Sign me up.

    #faplivesmatter
     
  5. bootyclause

    bootyclause Well-Known Member

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    is it illegal to jerk off in public if you keep your pants all the way on? It shouldn't be. What goes on in my pants is my private business. The government shouldn't be involved in policing the inside of my pants.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    [Rebecca has been having erotic dreams about Sam]
    Rebecca Howe: [ranting, while pointing at Sam] Look at what I'm dreaming about. A bartender in an off the rack shirt with a button missing.
    Sam Malone: It's not missing. I always keep it unbuttoned so that I can scratch my stomach.


    one of my favorite scenes in tv
    I've been keeping a button undone for all these years for this reason
    and when people say it's undone or missing I say I keep it that way to scratch my stomach

    this is 100% true
    I got no real reason to get up in the morning
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I like that he has a 50 yr old mom, 25 yr old sister and appears to be about 39 himself. I DON'T like that he's madturbating in front of his female family members.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    if that fancy computer table comes with it

    i'm sold
     
  9. Princess Kitty

    Princess Kitty Let's Play VIP

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    Disgusting pigs
     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Do you buy it at the jerk store?

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  12. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    This might be just the thing when you pop a massive boner at work for no reason. :up:
     
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  13. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    I was expecting something like this. :dontknow:

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  14. Princess Kitty

    Princess Kitty Let's Play VIP

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    How do you guys live with those things that seem to rule your lives??
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

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    Or...or, now hear me out...you just spank it at home alone with the door locked like a normal person?
     
  16. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    The main thing is not to beat yourself up after every bad decision. :snicker:
     
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  18. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    It's a daily struggle... :tears2:
     
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    a mysterious man Well-Known Member

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    Hmm...sounds familiar.

     
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    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    You just do what it wants and go where it takes you...