The karma and irony in this old Howard - Kathy Lee clip is strong

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  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    Gary: Nothing bad exists in Kathy's life
    Howard: except for me
    Gary: Somebody once wrote about her and said she needs a tragedy in her life
    Howard: She really does. She needs her kid to die. That would be great.
    Howard: alright let the kids live, but let Frank drop dead. But she would probably dig that because she can get herself a nice young guy.
    Robin: Absolutely!
    Howard: What's a real tragedy? I don't want it to be too bad.
    Gary: like her mansion burns down
    Howard: That's not even good. She could just build another one.
    Howard: She needs like cancer of the ass. Like breast cancer. Chop off her breast.
    Gary: But she would beat it and she would turn that into more of a money-making thing
    Howard: Yeah, but she wouldn't have her breast. But they would probably give her implants. Give her cancer of the ass! I'm telling you, that's like real uncomfortable.
    Gary: Like a colostomy bag.
    Howard: Yeah, she should have a colostomy bag. No doctor can fix that.
    Robin: (singing) if they could see me now
    Howard: And Giff would leave her, of course. Because he has left everyone who has got old and ugly.

     
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    Im sure Howard had his assistant Laura send over a wonderful deli platter to cure her pain.

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    "Robin, I have always liked Frank Gifford. He is easily my all time favorite NY Met. Everytime he scored a home run, I always jumped out of my seat. Every time I went to see him play for the Mets that he was so electrifying that I even stayed at least ten minutes into the fourth period before I left the stadium."
     
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    Love it.
     
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    Beth is such white trash. Doesn't know how to dress appropriately for a funeral.
     
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    Kathy Lee's cameo on Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No was just on. Too soon SyFy...too soon.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Would love to know if Kathy ever heard this.
    No way you forget

    Oh the irony cancer in the ass colostomy bag and getting it cured to make money on it.

    This needs to be played on 101 mammary lane and in every comment section of his placed press pieces
     
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    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    In addition.......

    * Howard saying Giff will leave his old wife (Howard later leaves Allison for Beth)
    * Kathy Lee turning beating cancer into a money-making thing (Robin's book where apparently her healthy eating helped her beat cancer)
    * "Let Frank drop dead" (well, I guess that was inevitable, but still)

    And before that transcript, Howard was goofing on how Kathy makes it out that everything is perfect in Kathy's world (like Howard now describes his own life with Beth..... who is an angel btw)

    The Kathy Lee clips are always jam packed with Howard's own insecurities and projections.
     
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    Wish we could somehow get this to Kathy Lee. Bet there'd be some resistance with Beth getting back on The Today Show if she saw this. Kathy has to remember Howard used to bust on her and has let it go, but it might be different if she saw/heard what he actually was saying. She might not even have heard it the first time around. Other celebrities were much less concerned with Howard than he was with them. Most of his "feuds" were one sided.
     
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    Hysterical Clip, I remember when it aired in '95. Classic Howard long gone