The kissing disease hits home

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Looks like Mrs. Selfestitle has mono.
    Has anyone here had it? :dontknow:
    I've heard horror stories, but all second hand.
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She been smooching high school boys? :c
     
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    I had it once for about a month. It saps all the energy out of ya. Missed my hockey playoff finals because of it. :facepalm:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    No. Strictly grade school boys, she says.
     
  5. ChuckZ

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    Is she gonna be giving friendly kisses to all at the upcoming Dawg's Ball?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That's not at all creepy. :worried:
     
  7. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    That sucks.
    She's relishing the coming period of inactivity.
    The word "mono-cation" has come up more than once.
     
  8. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Her son and nephew, on the cheek, like.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I know :c

    :lo5:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    She says the mono puts here travel plans to Lancaster in doubt. :sad:

    First I've heard of this.

    I'm still going.

    I don't plan on kissing anyone.
     
  11. Doug Masters

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    say hi to Mrs Low for me :woowoo:
     
  12. low selfestitle

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    I will do this in 10 minutes. :grad:
     
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    :woot:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    She said hi back. A very weak and strained hi. She ain't got a lot of pep.
     
  15. nazdrowie

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    a buddy of mine came down with mono years ago from a wild night at the club. it's nkw accepted that he caught it from this one whore who didn't take her lips off hisnfor the better part of one hour.

    anyway, he was out of action for a week, and still had lingering symptoms for a few days afterwards. it doesn't sound like a party at all. hope the missus gets well soon, Low.
     
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    Thanks Naz :hat:
     
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    awwwww, poor thing
     
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    That sucks. Get well soon Mrs. S!!!
     
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    Mrs. S says :hat: Snappy
     
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    My brother had it when he was young. I guess there are varying degrees. He had it for around a week and slept the whole time

    Give her my sympathies :)