The last time Howard was 100% honest, I know the date.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Phantom Lord, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    After all these shows with fake bits, fake callers, lazy staff, nothing original, and doing what you can do to finish the show as quick as possible, I have found one moment where Howard broke the 4th wall and was honest.

    About two weeks ago Howard talked about how last night Beth had sex with him. He talked about how he felt bad for her, like she was doing a chore. He then said he wanted to tell her to blink twice if she felt trapped like a hostage and how miserable it must be for her.

    I don't know any married guy that would say that about his wife. I get the whole money for sex thing. Hugh Hefner is a perfect example of what you can get hot 20 year-old blondes to do for money. However, part of me almost felt bad for Howard. He seems to know that Beth is going through all this work of pretending to love him simply for the money. Beth keeps getting older so I'm wondering at what point does it end?
     
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    Poor Howie. Still a loser after all these years....
     
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    I'm sure there was a lie in there somewhere. Most likely that he had sex with a woman. That is my pick.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Boo Hoo. FUCK'IM.:flip2:
     
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    I don't believe he ever has sex with Beth. Many of the days he's claimed they were together we know for a fact she wasn't even in the same place. I'm guessing the contract calls for her to pose as his wife in public but doesn't regulate what happens in private.
     
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    How could he see her blinking when she was penetrating his huge asshole? :dontknow:
     
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    He made his bed, now he has to lie in it :fil:
     
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    imagine the Cunt's thoughts....(when will this old coot die already)
     
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    On his back, ankles over her shoulders?

    EDIT FOR SENSITIVITY: Beth does still identify as female, right? "She" is still the appropriate pronoun?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I don't buy they have sex.
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    sex with beth only involves her shoving things up his butt
     
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    That's the fake story ,Mike. Any time the Wig tlks about sex with Beefus he is flat out lying. It is a marriage of convience and not of love or sexual interest. They spend most of their time apart and even have separate living quarters when they are together. He is a serial liar who has not spoken truth in over 20 years.
     
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    Last time he said anything honest was when he declared he pisses on his fans. That is 100% true.
     
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    Benjy wrote that bit.
     
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    People get mad at me when I say they don't get the joke concerning Stern but that is exactly it.
    No matter what he does, no matter how much money he has, he is eternally unhappy being himself.
    This is what he is paying that shrink to help him deal with.

    Letting Beth bully him in to marriage has to be a constant reminder of his weaknesses.
    Learn to laugh at your humanity Howard. That shit happens to the best of us.
     
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