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The Latin Mamy And Schmoopy Love Story Revisited.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    It was love at first sight ..... Or should I say BYte ?

    He saw her from afar from the hangout thread.

    With that ass av of hers giving him fever....

    He started to touch his weiner.

    Pms were exchanged and she started to see that


    Every bad boy has his soft side...........might be true.

    SOme of the stories he Told her made her sigh

    But HE always reminded her that........Schmoopy does not lie.

    He saw her picture and she looked liked and angel with a Halo

    And decided that her beutiful face needed some Zales.

    The story was tender the posts were all true

    But Mami and Schmoopy would never ensue

    Just remember when you are talking to someone on here.

    You might find love and you might get married

    Never give up on your dreams......:smiley:

    Super Mario 11/30/12
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    A tale of love, a tale of woe, that of Juliet and her Romeo.
     
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    Didn't PiNate steal Schmoopys love away?
     
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    no, schmoopy still loves big dicks
     
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    Dumb and Dumber.
     
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    Big black floppy dicks
     
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    [video=youtube;QrwO8b9iq34]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrwO8b9iq34&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
  11. Super Mario

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    I would like to ask when everyone reads this poem that they use the Christmas theme to evoke more emotion and passion from it.Its what Inspired me to write it and it adds to the story IMo.
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

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    Mami realized that Schmoopy was a degenerate speed freak and ceased all communication with him. The End.
     
  13. tomtom

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    Mario you should send schmoopy cock pictures. He would probably offer to be your sugar daddy from afar.


    Do you like cheap chain jewelry store jewelry?
     
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    :c
     
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    Very nice poem, Mario.
    But it didn't have a happy ending for Schmoopy. Are you saying that he should still have hope and one day she'll accept his gift of Zales?
     
  18. Billy Brown

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    That was a poem?
     
  19. tomtom

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    She accepted it. She never gave it back.

    :cwl:



    True story.
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    I read it as more of a spoken word piece.