The Legend Of Sally B

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Who is the man behind the legend?

    Are the stories more myth than truth?

    How many Forums has this man terrorized?

    Does Sally B walk among us now?


    The story of Sally B will be told to generations!
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I never paid any attention to him until he became gary
     
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    :omg:
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Sally actually seemed stranger than Gary.
     
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    that's some life he's got there
     
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    Someone hold me :ohnoes:
     
  7. Gas Face

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    He's here and it's not Gary. Nobody has a clue but me.
    :grad:
     
  8. gwartney

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    If everything they say is true, he started out as a teenager in a DC suburb living at home. He drove some kind of Mercedes that his mom gave him and didn't work. He bragged how he was going to be a doctor. He couldn't even pass the basic classes.

    We criticized him a bit at SFN. He came back as Sally B and had a million mults. That's pretty much when I stopped paying attention to him. I don't know if any or all of it is true. SallyB was pretty creepy here if he was the same guy.
     
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    Sally is Gary but I have accepted that and embrace him as a brother
     
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    You could be Sally B!
    I could be Sally B!

    Your neighbor could be Sally B!

    :nooo:
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    ^ Sally B
     
  12. Swayze

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    He lived in Indiana by a golf course

    He also lived in Canada for a period

    His dad is successful apparently and Sally gets upset when you shit talk his father.

    He also wore gloves when he took pics of himself
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He really was a tricky fucker but his posting style eventually bled through. If he's Gary, he has improved his trickery and subterfuge a lot.
     
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    I thought Sally was ok but I hate Gary. :dontknow:
     
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    Nope, but I won't tell who. I'm enjoying watching him start to transform.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Sally used to get drunk on shitty beer and ride his bike around town
     
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    Do you believe that Gary lives in Norway?
     
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    Oh yeah, I forgot about Indiana. Fort Wayne, Indiana. I know Fort Wayne a bit and did question him. He answered all of my questions but I'm not so sure he didn't just do a good job searching on the Internet.

    Also, didn't he declare himself a girl at some point?
     
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    Do tell :munch: