The Legend of Zelda

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Now that's a great goddamn series of games :mrpeanut:



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    :lol: poor women...
     
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    I think it's very romantic
     
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    I never beat the original Zelda :tears:
     
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    her throat expands like a bullfrog
     
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    The original and true story goes like this: "After guzzling a copious amount of 'wife beater' (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda 'Boss'. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

    Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing[​IMG] a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!"

     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Me either :nocheer:
     
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    Chriza have u ever heard the Ocarina of Rhyme?
    [video=youtube;XbvPVoVicok]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbvPVoVicok[/video]
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Holy shit what is this now
     
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    Just watched the ending. Doesn't look like we missed much.

    [video=youtube;O33Xybjegtc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O33Xybjegtc[/video]
     
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    Fuck Zelda.
     
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    What?
     
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    A Link To The Past all fucking day



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    Is that too racy for an avatar? :bigthink
     
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    rap songs put to Zelda music
     
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    I always got lost and didn't know what to do.
     
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    well there is no nudity?:dontknow: