The lessons of Larrymas for youngsters

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    In this magical season of Larrymas, many times the subaverage disappointments that the state requires you to clothe and feed will ask hopeful questions like "Is @LawyerLarry real?" and "How does @ClintDagger deliver the goods to all of those women on a single night?" Explaining the greatness of Larry Inc. can be challenging even for the relatively competent Beta Minuses and Gamma Pluses that render these pages virtually indecipherable. For that reason, the higher minds at Larry Inc. have decided to present this holiday visual so that all of you hypocrites and pharisees can explain to your mucus infested progeny your failures and at the same time the divine nature of Larry Inc.

    For, this pathetic representation is you:

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    And this embodiement of awesomeness is Larry Inc.:

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    Merry Larrymas to all!!
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shut the fuck up
     
  3. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Killing it today brother. This is real heel work. I hope the pretenders are taking notes.
     
  4. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    My son asked for a LawyerLarry action figure and replica belt for L-mas. I told him that I couldn't afford that, so he's going to have to settle for a 4' tall Darth Vader, a bunch of Angry Bird Space plush toys, a Lightsaber and Star Wars Legos.
     
  5. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    does larry inc discriminate against any religions or are christians, jews, muslims all welcome to celebrate larrymas and ditch their respective holidays?
     
  6. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    The Gospel of Heenan is very clear on this. Not only are all welcome, but all are expected to rejoice at the coming of @LawyerLarry.

    "Woe to ye who reject the glory of @LawyerLarry , for he is truly both a ham and an egger."
     
  7. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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  8. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    except kwanza kids right? you give them the bums rush?

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  9. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    A 4' LawyerLarry action figure would be life size.

    Sad to see you go gay like this.
     
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  10. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    I'm sorry. I'll stop talking about my kid if it is gay.
     
  11. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    reproducing with a woman is gay as shit
     
  12. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Nah, kids are awesome. Wrestling schtick, not so much.
     
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  13. Devil's Backbone

    Devil's Backbone Security Advisor - Larry Inc.

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    It's truly the best time of the year. Placing the ornaments on the tree tonight for the festive holiday of Larrymas.
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  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    I'm not actually in Larry Inc., I'm just their advocate.
     
  15. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    That sounds worse. It's like instead of being a full fledged porn whore you're just an off camera fluffer. Even less dignified.
     
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  16. larryluncg

    larryluncg No static at all VIP Gold

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    Why don't you get him a book?
     
  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    I can't be hamstrung by having to toe the company line.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    We are waiting until he's 13 to get him his first book. Kids don't need to read before then.
     
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  19. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Does that mean you can get up and leave when they decide it's time to blow eachother?
     
  20. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Or a Larry Luncg action figure.
     
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