In this magical season of Larrymas, many times the subaverage disappointments that the state requires you to clothe and feed will ask hopeful questions like "Is @LawyerLarry real?" and "How does @ClintDagger deliver the goods to all of those women on a single night?" Explaining the greatness of Larry Inc. can be challenging even for the relatively competent Beta Minuses and Gamma Pluses that render these pages virtually indecipherable. For that reason, the higher minds at Larry Inc. have decided to present this holiday visual so that all of you hypocrites and pharisees can explain to your mucus infested progeny your failures and at the same time the divine nature of Larry Inc. For, this pathetic representation is you: And this embodiement of awesomeness is Larry Inc.: Merry Larrymas to all!!