The "Let's piss Dan off even more when he signs out to read all my posts" Thread

Discussion in 'Hoochie Bin' started by AnimalGod, Feb 18, 2016.

  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    So anyways when I went to the doctors yesterday I had dropped another 2 lbs I actually went in thinking I had gained weight. The doctor made a startling revelation to me. I mentioned how I was down 130lbs and he said looking at my chart I was actually 520 on my first visit. I had thought 470 was highest weight I was a full 50lbs heavier than I had thought. My BP was awesome 122 over 80. I got a full blood work up done and my cholesterol was extremely good. The one fucked up thing was that even tho i had loss weight my blood sugar is continuing to rise. He is adding me on 2 new meds and said if it doesn't come down I may need to start taking shots.

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  2. strategis7

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    Lol
     
  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Oh, hi Dan.
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    We heard you the first 500 times tubbs
     
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  5. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Nice to have the talent back :lo5:
     
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  6. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    A whole 2 lbs buddy?
     
  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Somehow, that scale picture is even blurrier than the other 5 times he's posted it.
     
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  8. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Alright, let's try this again.

    The original post loses some luster after having seen it 4 times already.
     
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  9. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Why do you have @dark blocked? Did he curb you in anyway?
     
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  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    344, but okay.
     
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  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Any recent pics of the Slimmer Red Ninja?
     
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  12. Zarathustra

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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    I ended up getting poison oak on my balls frome bringing in firewood. Took me a week to figure out how I contacted it in the winter...
     
  14. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'm down 18# in one week!!!!

    Having surgery to have a piece of my colon removed might be helping that a little .... and i have the zipper running up my gut to prove it. I'm hoping to use this as a springboard to some meaningful weight loss after I fully recover.
     
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  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    So, when does this thread get merged into the other one?
     
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  16. AnimalGod

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    Sup bro? How have you been?
     
  17. Sleep

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    There have been negotiations.
     
  18. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Good luck bro.
     
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    The poison is a hundred times stronger in the wood and roots than the leaves. I found that out the hard way when I chopped a bunch up with an axe in the winter then moved it with my hands and scratched my balls and face.
     
  20. Zarathustra

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    I wonder if @Nikkerz will unblock Dan just to curbstomp him again :bigthink:
     
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