The lies of Stern

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  1. ianthepeon

    ianthepeon Member

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    It's amazing to go back and listen to old stories and be able to pick out the lies so easily knowing what we all know now.

    Heard the Gary's father's wake one today starts at 2:10:46



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  2. crazycreep

    crazycreep Well-Known Member

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    Totally agree, I must have been under some spell
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard was/is an all-in liar.....the greatest ever.
    That is how he pulled it off.
     
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    It is weird looking back. :bigthink
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    When he said he would absolutely not apologize for Fred playing the sound of gunshots when Selena was murdered, then proceeded to do just that in a butchered Spanish


     
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    I've never seen that Photoshop of Gary as the Monkees. I'm in tears. This moment is the death rattle of the show. Indicative of what a true spineless vomit Howard is. I tweeted Gary and asked what would happen if Mary stubbed her toe before Ben's funeral. Immediately blocked.
     
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    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    sounds like he is very loyal to his boff!
     
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    The pay off for long time listeners is you can laugh at him.

    Even new listeners can pick out the lies because they happen so often.
    Where else is booey gonna make $800,000 a year?
    Gary was destined to be the assistant manager at Thom McAn before Howard intervened.
     
  9. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Booey makes 800k a year? christ. between Marble Man and Booey, no wonder they can't pay anyone to bring some value to the show.

    You know Robin's salary has to be massive, too.
     
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    Dead on... Robin and Monkey are living on a lucky streak ... monkey is luckier than all.. zero talent zero charisma
     
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    Your screen name is the Fletch reference ever!
     
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    This x1000
     
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    Hmmm isn't there a youtube clip out there about the wig commenting on honesty hmmm :bigthink
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lo5: I think you and I are the only 2 to get that.
     
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    don't forget that martian, Fred.
    Back in the day, at least he used to write bits & play sound effects. But now, he does absolutely NOTHING. not bad for his huge paychyeck.
     
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    As big as her feet are, as long as her arms are and as much as her hands flap, you would think it be impossiboe for her to fall so much.
     
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    No, I got it. Just didn't feel compelled to make mention of it.

    Now I'm going to order some steak sandwiches and bill them to the Underhills.
     
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    Fred almost seems to be an extension of Howard. He does whatever Howard does (or doesn't). Back when Howard was at his meanest...so was Fred. Fred was the one who they said wrote the most vicious and insulting Celebrity questions (and ones they often couldn't even use or had to tone down) for Stuttering John.

    But when Howard quit giving a shit about the show. Fred quit giving a shit. The guy's a fucking martian, and a social retard, and he's like Dexter. He 'needs' to find a real human being and latch on to them and mimic their behavior for better or for worse. This he found in Howard and continues to this day.
     
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    don't hit a water buffalo.
     
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    Not going to Richards wedding also showed a lot of class. Richard is a good employee. Howard would have to give up one day of his 4 day weekend. He wouldn't go. Like I said, class act.:rolleyes: