Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Dec 27, 2014.
I got two toonies and a loonie. Lemme get a GJ, SudStud.
How's the JOB SEARCH coming, Beavis?
Why are you wearing a Pac-Man hat?
I wish they would hack Ryan's internet access
Lever got a tube rammed down his throat by Dr. Wang.
@Ryan Lever, there is a rumor on Reddit that you spent time in a juvenile detention center as a kid for selling drugs and assaulting people.
Is this true?
@Ryan Lever, any job prospects, Beavis?
When I heard that people used to call him Beavis, you're the first person I thought about
Did you hear that Ryan Lever was in jail as a kid for stabbing one of his teachers?
Not surprising. What's surprising is that while in juvie, he sucked so many cocks he required corrective jaw surgery. The Sudbury Stud is insatiable!
With his dentures?
When @Ryan Lever was in juvie, his cellmate used to pimp him out for fruit snacks.
@Ryan Lever didn't get dentures until he got in juvie and his cellmate pulled his teeth out with a pair of pliers so he could give faster and more efficient gumjobs.
I used to read newspapers. Then the internet came along so I get my news online for the most up to date stories.
For anyone who wants to get their news after the newspapers print it, Lever's got you covered.
Lever delivers last week's news, right on time.
@dawg would be proud IMO.
Welcome to three days ago
It takes time for news to reach Sudbury.
Pony Express gets slowed down by the snow I suppose
Here's a thought. Maybe Lever was so busy spending time with his daughter he didn't have time to get online.