The Llullailloaco maiden mummy(500 yrs old)

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  1. LaserT

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    The remains of the 15-year-old girl known as the “Llullaillaco Maiden” revealed that her changed markedly in the 12 months up to her death, shedding new light on the rituals of the ancient Andean civilization.

    The research, by a British-led team, suggests that she was fed a ceremonial diet before being marched to a shrine 82ft (25 metres) from the top of the 22,110ft (6,739 metres) volcano Llullaillaco, where she was suffocated or left to die from exposure.

    Before being chosen as sacrificial victim, she had followed a typical peasant diet. This raises the possibility that she was chosen from among the Incas’ conquered subjects and killed not only to pacify the mountain gods, but also to instill terror and respect for an imperial power. “It looks to us as though children were led up to the summit shrine in the culmination of a year-long rite, drugged and then left to succumb to exposure,” said Timothy Taylor of the University of Bradford, one of the lead researchers.

    She is said to be the best preserved Inca mummy of all time.




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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Love your threads, but this creeps me out! And right before bed! :worried:
     
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    Too bad evil Spaniards came and forced them into Catholicism. They had a good thing going.
     
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    I think we know the next step:
     
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    the hair is near perfect still. creepy :worried:
     
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    :snicker:

    Sorry John. Yeah a bit morbid, but I thought it was so cool to see such a preserved mummy.
     
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    Would smash. Bet she took a cob in the poop pipe
     
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    I didn't want to say it. But that 500 yr boob lag has held up nicely.
     
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    Are those her legit clothes she wore? :bug:
     
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    Hotter than Beef, and i'm sure smarter
     
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    I'm so old, I think I dated her in junior high.
     
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    This is bullshit. I saw this chick asking for handouts at the bottom of the subway escalator in Grand Central Station last week. She was holding a sign that said, "Will self-sacrifice for wampum."
     
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    Bet ya open up that puss and fuckin bats fly out carrying slurpee's.
    :hilarious:
     
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    How is the body so perfectly preserved? Where was she found?
     
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    Admit it you Dawgshed pervs!
    How many of you would still do her???
     
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