The Lord spoke to me in a dream last night

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    He told me that there are many of you here lost in life, with no direction.

    He says that I have a choice, to either uplift your spirits and educate you on how to welcome HIM into your life, or Igno you.


    He said the choice is mine, and he is confident I will spread his word and make the world a better place!



    Join us on the journey to an everlasting life!
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG this is too funny LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    You're fucked in the head.
     
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    This really just isnt funny
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    does it make you feel better to mock those who want to spread the goodwill of the Lord?
     
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    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Wait a sec; you sure it wasn't the JWs knocking at your door?
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    terrible schtick
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I think his next character should be a slave in 1860
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Or the candy man from Willy Wonka
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Mr Clutch, this online persona isn't really working out for you. This isn't what your fans rallied for when they asked that you be let back in here at Dawgs.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Clutch, do you still go to the casinos and fuck really ugly whores?
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    All of you who demean my purpose, shall end up at purgatory at best!
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i am a god warrior [​IMG]

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  14. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    My sabbatical opened my heart to the will of Christ! He is the only one who matters!
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he should just post as a leprechuan next
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He should make believe he is an Italian restaurant owner

    That would be the funniest thing EVER
     
  17. Cheri

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    This guy is almost as bad as Hal
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    igno
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He hasn't posted as a female yet. He could have this awakening deal and realize he's always been a female in a male body.
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Lost souls who find joy in putting others down are only projecting their own insecurities, says the Lord.