Entertainment The Manning Report: Starbucks Is Adding Semen To Their Coffee

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    Obama is a mac Daddy!!!!!!!

    Big ole tits.
     
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    To be fair, you have to request it and it's $1.12 extra.
     
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    OMG, I thought this was my beloved Peyton being a nut job until I opened the thread and saw it was totally random nut job. Phew!

    Observations: Jessiker's "tired of this sh*t" face is giving me life. Also lat-tay. Also, concoction of milk with some flavoring. Also, breaking down the production of milk from the mammary glands. "Semen is another kind of milk", I see you Mr. Manning. I see you. He doesn't even drink coffee and yet he's an authority on its production and the gallons of semen in each cup. I flickin' can't.
     
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    I've been adding semen to my coffee for years. Hell, sometimes I use my own.
     
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    I don't know what Starbucks does to my coffee but I do know what the Chinese do to my Coke !
     
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    Secret menu ask for the Larry Stylinson
     
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    Robin: But the sodium Howard! I only use Starbucks for coffee enemas
     
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    I think it's called Bulletproof coffee, it's supposed to stimulate your metabolism
     
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    Triple, Venti, Soy, No Semen Latte
     
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    Would Kenny G have been a ground floor investor in a company that dropped loads of synthetic jizz into it's frothy overpriced drinks? Nigga Please!!!!!!:chimp:
     
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    How do you tell when semen goes bad?
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    And here I always thought it was shit. Because that's what it tastes like :dontknow:
     
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    I refuse to believe it until @skylarbrie confirms and verifies it!
     
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    Hey Stifler, howz the pale ale?
     
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    Let's all get ready for placed Starbuck commercials on Howard's show.