The Maria M-backed "Serial Buddies" looks like a Jackie movie

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  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Nov 19, 2012
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    Too many severe red flags to even count- here are a few primers:
    -- Its "release date" is actually listed as 2011 (it played at a Boston film festival in front of friends and ass-kissers only)
    -- The title has been slightly altered since initial "release" (original title was "Adventures of Serial Buddies")
    -- Artie was in it
    -- Richard was in it


    Out of 13 IMDb reviews, only one person is telling the truth:
    Production quality of an 80s porno, but without any sex, 10 March 2013
    Author: exbuzz from United States

    Saw this movie on a lark without reading any reviews (turns out later there weren't too many to be found anyway) or even seeing a preview. It's been years since I've done that, and now I remember why.

    For some reason when we walked all the way to the back of the multiplex to get to the one theater this movie was showing in, and found that it was empty, I wasn't concerned. In retrospect, I guess that should have been my first clue.

    The two characters meeting each other for the first time was a little funny, but it went downhill fast. I was a little worried when I saw the film quality. It looked like it was filmed on a low-end consumer digital camera, like if you kept playing the movie you would have found scenes of one of the director's niece's birthday parties or something.

    Then the fat guy showed up. That's when I knew.

    Here's this guy who looks to be in his early 40s playing what I suppose is supposed to be a fat teenager (I guess? it's never explained). His voice cracks and he really wants to learn how to make trophies. Something about that is supposed to be funny because there are all these "baaaawooom" and kazoo noises going off in the background as he walks around. Ya know, because it's funny.

    Then there's one of the killers who dresses in brightly colored clothes and prances around. I guess this is meant to suggest he is gay, but maybe not? Again, more wacky noises going off in the background when he's dancing around.

    I could go on but at some point I fell asleep. Next thing I know my wife is nudging me to tell me it's time to go. I think we were about 30 minutes into the movie at this point.
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

    Jan 16, 2012
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    Sounds like some of the same people wrote parts of season 4 of Arrested Development.
  3. NoddinOff

    NoddinOff New Member Shot Dead

    Jan 24, 2013
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    I like arrested development but even the original seasons were never really laugh out loud funny to begin with to me anyway except on occasion and with the help of being high. I dont have netflix so I havent seen the 4th season yet but from what Ive read online it sounds like its not worth watching.
  4. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Shot Dead

    Dec 13, 2011
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    I just heard her on O&A. She was talking about how there's video of her when she was 18, talking about how she said she was gonna move to Hollywood and become a star. She was telling O&A how crazy it was that her "prophecy" came true.

  5. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Shot Dead

    Jan 10, 2012
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    Will I see this movie Noah