The Martians Were Christian

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  1. booybob

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    Look, they buried their dead with a tombstone with a cross on top of it.

    [h=1]Tomb with cross found on Mars[/h]
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    [h=2]The Curiosity Rover, which has been exploring the Red planet for almost two years, never ceases to to send unique and extraordinary pictures back to Earth. In the last batch, searchers for extraterrestrial civilization have found what appears to be a tomb topped with a cross. According to one Internet user, nicknamed 'Truthseeker', who has not only examined the photos thoroughly but also made a video of them, the religious symbol on the surface of Mars is nothing other than a wooden cross and the small plate looks like a headstone.
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    "I am dumbfounded, there's not much to say," Truthseeker says. "There's another cross, I mean, come on, that's just clear…everybody can see that, you don't even have to do any editing or nothing."
    "It looks like a plate on a grave. This is not the first cross, which you can see on the photos from Mars, published by NASA," cryptozoologynews.com quotes the network user.
    Let's not forget that, in early April, Curiosity sent photos to Earth, in which, as well as the usual Red Planet landscape, a strip of bright light was clearly seen. Scientists then explained that this glow could be the result of a bright reflection of sunlight on the Martian rock.
    Read more: http://voiceofrussia.com/news/2014_05_24/Tomb-with-cross-found-on-Mars-6401/
     
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    Christ is Lord...:coffee:
     
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    Great!

    Now the ACLU will file suit against NASA and demand that they build some kind of craft to go to Mars and take that cross down too. :facepalm:
     
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    I thought the religious types didn't believe in life on other planets.
     
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    [video=youtube;BpWDlqKF6sY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpWDlqKF6sY[/video]

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    And the muslims are figuring out how to blow up mars. the Martians were infidels
     
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    Well, most aliens are catholic.

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    its a great idea! everyone start protesting. maybe we can get NASA to do it. if we get the militant muslims to protest Obama will have to fund it. i think it would be the highlight of Obama's career if we can get him to mount an expedition to integrate Mars!
     
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    Uuuuhhh listen uhhh, your liver will succumb to a fatal bout of alcoholic imbiiIIIiiibing,, uhhh, and thing of this nature,,HAHA , you understand,, pat and jenny kanIIIIIpson o ka tangin wa mutha fucka
     
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    :rs:
     
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    "We undertake this mission to bring fairness and equality to Mars. Mars must be a place that welcomes our peaceful Muslim brothers with open arms. We must also make a break from the outdated norms that think calling it the red planet isnt offensive."


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    he sent troops into Nigeria this week to search for young black women; he would send troops to Mars to search for oppressed Martian Christians. all we have to do is get it in the press and on The View.
     
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    How soon before the Muslims & Atheists sue Mars for equal representation ??
     
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