The massage line

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Morrisb, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    I see this guy around this chick every once in a while. He says she looks tired and rubs. Video game talk and a hug... lol if any falls for this shit. :jj:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck off Morris
     
  3. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    akumba mumbwangi
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What the fuck are you talking about
     
  5. Peau de Soie

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    Sad, that's desperate college dorm behavior.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Rubs her snatch?
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    good god are you here to cry like a bitch again
     
  8. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Eat shit Kanye.

    He's a pimply vietnamese student. Figures. :jj:
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    no Morris YOU eat shit

























    haha i got him :hi5:
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :owned:
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    Seems you've got plenty for everybody.
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    PEaue do Soie is like the biggest whiney bitch to ever exist on the internets
     
  13. Johnnykstaint

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    I've coined a term for this type of sleeze, "The Gentleman Back-rubber" who is one of these douchey fuckers who tells a girl he wants to cook dinner for her and massage her and make a trail of roses to the bed.
     
  14. AmishGirl

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    I HATE massages! I must be the only woman in America who is like this.
     
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    what dont you like about them, when the guy goes knuckle deep on your asshole?
     
  16. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Kanye..Great comeback. :thumbup2: :shit:

    When it starts distracting me I jump in. Today I asked if he had to pee (pacing). lol Guys like that usually get the FRIEND card.