Entertainment The masterbating tram driver (song)

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  1. DDragon

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    Here's the English translation.

    "I know a masturbating tram driver
    In the heart of Gothenburg
    He jerks his cock while he drives
    his tram on the streets

    "He steers his tram with accuracy
    with the cock in a secure grip
    He jerks off and the tram sways in pace
    as a rocking ship

    "He has been driving his tram since thirty-three
    because of the monotony, he became ill
    Then he got a truly fantastic idea
    He began to jerk off his cock

    "Now the rumor travels quickly on wings around town
    that the cure for melancholy
    is to ride the tram three times a day
    and engage in masturbation."


    So sorry GarypageTwo hes in Gothernburg not Oslo but hopefully he'll show up in Oslo 1 day.
     
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    I think Taylor Swift wrote that tune.
     
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    Gary will cover it hopefully. I hope he knows Swedish.
     
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    If not GP2 maybe Justin Bieber...
     
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    Yeah but Gary rides the tram, Bieber has a Ferrari.
     
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