The MasterSeries SX-G500 13.3-Inch Dildo in Chrome

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, May 13, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    fine mods delete the thread please.
     
  4. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    Gary, this thread sucks and you should be ashamed for posting it.

    Go eat pizza and cry while you think about your mistake.
     
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  5. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Perfect vor Dleam Zeatres puckered asshole
     
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    Minor league effort Gar :fil:
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    lost in translation
     
  8. redshirt

    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    In Oslo that joke kills.
     
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  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Gary, you seem to know a lot about dildoes (besides being one yourself). Is there something you're not telling us???
     
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  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    trust me youre not ready for the big leagues yet
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    "We gotta play 'em one day at a time. I'm just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ballclub. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

    A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while."
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I have to admit I laughed a bit at the title of this thread :dontknow:
     
  13. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    lost in Gary's ass.
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yep. This dildo may not hit bottom, but Gary sure plays hell on the sides.
     
  18. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Total Coverage

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    I'm surprised a Norwegian got that reference.
     
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    :cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    :shit: Terrible thread, even for you Garbear.