The Maxi Pad Bandit has returned....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BrulesRules, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. BrulesRules

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    Someone else in the work parking garage has now been victimized, this time I got a picture...This is getting tense.

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    Did you really take that pic? :jj:
     
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    Yep, unfortunately she (assuming the Bandit is a woman) isn't very original because the note is the same as the one left on another car Friday. I think she has heavy flow too..pretty big pad!
     
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    The bandet should switch it up nest time and use a tampon.
     
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    So wrong, yet so funny. :hehe:
     
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    I'm gonna use duct tape to attach my notes. :evil:
     
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    That would totally go against her MO..throw the investigators off her trail.
     
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    Morning Peachy! Are you here to confess?
     
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    She/he should also tie in the note with the pad somehow. :dontknow:
     
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    Yes, I keep an extra stash of pads in my glove compartment just for this purpose. In fact, I just walk up to people and attach them to their foreheads just for kicks. ;)
     
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    Security cams probably caught the derp perp in action. She gonna get caught.
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    Would be funny if she did it to the car of her Boss. I'm pretty sure there are no security cams in this garage though.
     
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    what note do you leave when you put it on their foreheads?
     
  14. Just Peachy

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    Go with the flow, asshole!
     
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    simple and to the point!

    Aren't maxi pads kind of expensive to be wasting like this??
     
  16. Just Peachy

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    Well Dr. Steve, and I guess I can discuss this with you being a Dr. and all, hell yes they are expensive to waste like this! Maybe she is using generic or store brand pads but even still. She obviously has a big problem with not following proper parking protocol to be so wasteful. ;)
     
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    I can understand being pissed with somebody for taking two spaces in a full garage..but seriously there are about 100 empty spaces!

    Brules Rule: Ever need a maxi pad for that time of the month but can't afford it? just use a paper towel ya dummy! For your health!
     
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    lmao :hehe:
     
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    Since I'm not in Dallas any more, my road rage has subsided quite a bit, but I used to fantasize about typing up some nice, erudite, lengthy, and hate-fueled messages for various parking lot situations, and printing up a batch to keep in the truck...Also, a set of similar signs to use in traffic situations, maybe even a programmable LED sign... It's probably best that I didn't, since we have CHLs here...
     
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    Remember "Home Alone"?

    She's The Wet Bandit. WET BANDIT!

    It must be a strange period in her life.