The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube

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  1. Kinski

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    and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
     
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    Thank you. :hat:
     
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    Don't tase me bro.
     
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    Without the microwave I'd never cook
     
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    The lesson is: our dongs are cooked just a little bit whenever we walk past a microwave.
     
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    I just shove my cock through the hole I made in the microwave door. I'm waiting for some type of Godzilla effect :dontknow:
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    I thought it had something to do with x-rays. I know the chocolate part is correct.
     
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    my dong was cooked a long time ago
     
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    And Schmoopy became a vacuum salesman the first time he used one to masturbate. He fell in love immediately
     
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    was that "good stuff?" :jj:
     
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    That, my friend....is the good stuff


    We'll be right back........
     
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    The post it note was invented when a GE Scientist sneezed into a tissue and it blew across the break room and stuck to the refrigerator
     
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    White-out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees.
     
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    Schmoopy has a picture of her up in the vacuum shop. Her dangerous fumes got him through elementary school.
     
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    Black Out was invented by Connecticut Light and Power....but uhhm.......:rs:
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    I wonder how many tumors that guy ended up with.
     
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    Man it was a crazy time, ya know? First the microwave oven. Then the Mr Coffee coffee maker came out. Then there was this thing called PONG you could play on your TV. We were just getting used to digital watches coming out and then another crazy thing came on the market! The VCR! Get atta here!
     
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    What did you do with your wax cylinders when the market switched to 78s?