The Monday morning FUCK MY PHONE thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 23, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    They keep making me do UPDATES

    Now my phone is all DIFFERENT

    AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT


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  2. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    I'm sorry for your loss.
    Or gain.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    T-Mobile :cwl:

    LG :backlol2:
     
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  4. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    I just want you to know that I hear you, and your pain is real.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    but the Cowboys beat the Dolphins :nocheer:
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    This will ruin my holiday week.
     
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  7. TonyJax

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    Romo rhymes with homo.
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    How'd it feel for a queer to beat your team?
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Do you still have the Rihanna background on your phone?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Yesterday Miss Chriza made me a breakfast sandwich

    English muffin, American cheese, bacon, egg, grilled onion

    My question is

    Should I have added mayo
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No I have Darth Vader
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Needless calories for minimum flavor addition.
     
  13. Shivvy

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    that homo butt fucked my beloved Dolphins
     
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  14. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    No.
    She should have.
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  16. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Thinking of you in this difficult time.
     
  17. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 Moderator Staff Member

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    When in doubt, always add ketchup :grad:
     
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  18. Pill Queen

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    :eek: What kind of animal are you?
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Mayo on eggs!?!?!

    You're obviously trolling and I must say, you're better than that.
     
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  20. Shivvy

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    he got hosed last night :giggle: