***The MONK Charity Thread***

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ok Fuckers, here's the deal. I like to donate a few bucks around the Holidays to a Charity that will serve some good. Can't decide which one this year, so I will leave it you nice folks.

    Post a Charity that you think I should donate to. I will send them at least $100 bucks. No bullshit. No Schtick.

    Don't post some fucking horseshit Charity/Foundation/Etc or that you need money because you have hit a rough spot. If so, I am sorry but fuck you.

    I will decide which is the best and I will do this. You must give a REASON as to why you are making your choice. Make it count.

    To anyone I DON'T Choose, don't get all butthurt. End of the day someone will benefit.

    Go.
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    many charity outfits are heartless scam artists. its tough to endorse just one since in my eyes they're all cut from the same cloth.

    this was the first result of a google search for "charity save the monkeys". i dont care to research deeper into their financial records, im just throwing out names.

    www.Conservation.org/Donate
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Buy a bling-bone, faggot.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My vote is St. Judes children's hospital.
     
  5. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    The Human Fund.
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I just looked on sfn.

    Donate to the "Dev don't get a dr. ivan tattoo" fund :facepalm:
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    This has the best shot to win. I will set up the Charity immediately.
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Asshat.
     
  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Fuck charity organizations Monk, they are all a sham. If you really want to help someone, go out and when you see a poor person stop and hand them a 100 bill. That is the most charitable thing you can do.
     
  10. SeXtion 8

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  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fuck that, so they can buy a dime bag and a ton of ripple. No way.

    I mean a some what legit one. Fuck even a local charity for someone or a family in need. Doesn't need to be the NSAL or ASPCA you bitter K9.
     
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    Or buy a bunch of food and drop it of at the local food pantry.
     
  13. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    Don't even bother with charities, especially if it's only $100. You'll be on the list and will bugged for the rest of your life for donations.
    Just like those Jehovah's Witnesses.

    Fuck that. Spend it on your wife.
     
  14. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I didnt say to give the money to a drug addic you silly chimp. Look for that single mom or old poor lady and make their day. You would be amazed at the feeling you will get monk.
     
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    "ripple" :jj:
     
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  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I still won't get a blow job.

    I might get a blow job.
     
  18. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    this. Feed someone that is hungry.
     
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Donate one day from your holiday to your local homeless shelter and feed the homeless. Monk, when you donate to a charity you are only lining the pockets of the CEO of that charity.
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hey Fucks. News Flash. I wasn't born yesterday.

    Gimme ideas, don't tell me I am an asshole for giving to a shit cause.

    I haven't given yet, dummies.