Entertainment The more you know, your money

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  1. dawg

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    For starters 90% of all US currency has traces of cocaine on it.


    Paper money can reportedly carry more germs than a household toilet. And bills are a hospitable environment for gross microbes: viruses and bacteria can live on most surfaces for about 48 hours, but paper money can reportedly transport a live flu virus for up to 17 days. It's enough to make you switch to credit.
     
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    Thats why I only pay strippers in plugs Robin
     
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    I was out once with a buddy
    many years back
    he tossed a bill on the bar to pay for drinks

    it rolled up on it's on
    we all laughed
     
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    a lot of Americans cant face life sober. That's a lot of fucking cocaine.
     
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    nothing worse than getting a stinky stripper dollar in change.
     
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    I have no idea why we even still use non-electronic money. There are entire businesses that never use paper money.

    Think of all the costs of supporting non-electronic currency.
     
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    So are people taking a shit than counting there money I see the coke thing .