WTF The most annoying thing about junkies and drunks

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is they want a pat on the back for being sober and no longer fucking everyone over in their life to feed their addiction.

    Congrats

    How about the people that didn't rob, cheat, and steal from their family and friends

    Fucking drug addicts :jj:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I usually just give them a beer.
     
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    I'd bang that junkie
     
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    You are a drunk :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy do you rotate liquor stores to avoid the judging eyes of the clerks when you get 1/2 gallons of Titos every few days?
     
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    No. I'm loyal to my guy.
     
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    Weren't you a drunk?
     
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    Crack head cousin. In and out of rehab, jail, born again Christian, always goes back to drugs. Walking dead maggot that screwed over everyone he's ever known. Waste of life.
     
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    Gunt I don't have time for honky skunks. Gold

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    A lot of us don't want a pat on the back....mainly because we don't feel that we deserve it. When I got clean all I wanted was a chance to get a job, pay my bills and to try and repair some of the relationships that I had damaged.
     
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    every addict I knew was a selfish prick before they started using and continued to be one after. go to an AA meeting and you will never find a bigger collection of self obsessed narcissist liars on the planet. the disease didn't cause you to be a selfish dipshit, being a selfish dipshit in the first place caused you to not care if you ruined your and others life by using to excess.
     
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    Is that a Bristlecone Pine?

    It's lovely.
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    Isn't the most annoying thing about a drunk you know her aversion to blowing herpes riddled penises?
     
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    sounds like someones wife just drank a case of beer again
     
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    Shiv is really saying its hard living with that wife of his. we get it pal. its ok :jj:
     
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    not sure. pretty sure she isn't trying to be sober.
     
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    i think he is saying its exhausting for him to have to give recognition to his wife's sobriety on a Tuesday at 3 in the afternoon :jj:
     
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    Is your wife a junkie now?
     
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    That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

    EDIT: Found the full video on pornhub (titled: BLONDE GIRL WITH AWESOME TITS AND HER VACUUM CLEANER. Now I just have to hope 21% laptop battery gives enough time to jerk off.)
     
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