The most politically incorrect jokes you know

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    In another thread I was reminded of a joke that probably should not be repeated in "polite" company.

    What's the difference between Israel and the holocaust?

    There really are six million Jews in Israel.

    What are some of the worst, un-PC jokes you know?

    This is Wiggy related because he no longer tells "nasty" jokes.
     
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    whats a Reggie baby favorite snack?

    a banana
     
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    how do you blindfold a chink? put floss over the worthless chink eyes
     
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    [video=youtube_share;IKGuh44_LBc]http://youtu.be/IKGuh44_LBc[/video]
     
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    How do you keep an Enwurd from going out?


    Add more lighter fluid.
     
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    what is the difference between a dirty mexican spic and a book? a book has papers
     
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    Why did we ship a million wheelbarrows over to Africa?


    To teach Enwurds how to walk on their hind legs.
     
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    What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four.....heyoooo!
     
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    What did the Enwurd say when he stepped in a pile of dogshit?



    "HEELLLLPPPPP... I'M MELTING!!!"
     
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    why did the Reggie cross the road? to commit crimes and perpetuate the downfall of white society.
     
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    What's the difference between an Enwurd and a bucket of shit?



    The bucket.
     
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    why did the mexican gardener cross the road? to have sex with the wives of white men.
     
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    Why is dogshit better than an Enwurd?



    After three days, the dogshit turns white and stops stinking.
     
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    why did the Reggie spend ten minutes in the bathroom? because he thought his ten inch dick was a piece of shit
     
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    a mexican a black and a japense walk into the room. the japanese starts sucking the dick of the mexican and the mexican starts sucking the dick of the blck
     
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    Why do enwurds have flat noses?

    That's from God stepping on the back of their heads to pull their tails out.

    (That's wrong on so many levels)
     
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    why did the Reggie have no money? because his dick is so large and suckable
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Lolwut?

    what do you call a black rocket scientist?
    a Reggie
     
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    What do you call a beer bottle by the side of the road?

    Indian artifact..

    What do you call it if it's half-full?

    A RARE Indian artifact.
     
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