Entertainment The Most Revealing Personality Test in History

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    well shit
     
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    Spashwat?
     
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    Hehe
     
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    Here come the results, bitch!

    You are a sickening degenerate
    YOU ARE A SICKENING DEGENERATE

    The Marquis De Sade shakes his head in disgust at the very thought of you. You are the victim of multiple fetishes -- or paraphilias, as we mental health experts call them -- including erotic attachments to: roller-skates, Hostess Twinkies, cotto salami, Gargamel, the Dukes of Hazzard, burning tires, opossums, moon boots, Underoos, duck-billed platypi, Salvation Army bell-wringers, Forrest Whitaker, Oscar the Grouch, werewolves, real wolves, portobello mushrooms, chicken breasts, Bill O'Reilly, black Crayolas, people who flinch a lot, Snapple, chimichangas, albino squirrels, and kelp.

    Also goldfish.

    As a lover, you tend to be somewhat weird. If you'd like to know why, refer to the above list of your erotic fixations.

    People like you usually die due to autoerotic asphyxia.

    :yes:
     
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    YOU ARE D.B. COOPER.

    In 1971, you skyjacked and threatened to blow up Northwest Airlines Flight 301, extorted $200,000 from the airline, and finally leapt from the plane somewhere over the forests of Oregon, wearing a parachute and with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped around your midsection.

    As a lover, you are somewhat distant, since you won't take off your dark glasses or let go of your suitcase bomb. Also, you disappeared in 1971.

    People like you are usually eaten by bears, assuming they survive the jump from the plane.


    what a wacky quiz lol
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Me thinks I might have posted a fucked up test.

    But it is funny! :)
     
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    I half expected every result to say "horrible human being" lol. close enough looks like :hehe:
     
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    You are a sickening degenerate
    YOU ARE A SICKENING DEGENERATE

    The Marquis De Sade shakes his head in disgust at the very thought of you. You are the victim of multiple fetishes -- or paraphilias, as we mental health experts call them -- including erotic attachments to: roller-skates, Hostess Twinkies, cotto salami, Gargamel, the Dukes of Hazzard, burning tires, opossums, moon boots, Underoos, duck-billed platypi, Salvation Army bell-wringers, Forrest Whitaker, Oscar the Grouch, werewolves, real wolves, portobello mushrooms, chicken breasts, Bill O'Reilly, black Crayolas, people who flinch a lot, Snapple, chimichangas, albino squirrels, and kelp.

    Also goldfish.

    As a lover, you tend to be somewhat weird. If you'd like to know why, refer to the above list of your erotic fixations.

    People like you usually die due to autoerotic asphyxia.


    But I'm a good girl :bigcry:
     
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    Ditto Sickening Degenerate:

    and IMO there are worse ways to die than by autoerotic asphyxia, so I'm all in.
     
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    Dont feel bad.

    Weve all been there.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I got horrible human too :jj:
     
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    YOU ARE A FLOUNCING DO-GOODER.

    People like you make us ill. All you do all day long is smile and hum sacharine love songs to yourself and think about flowers. God, how can you stand it?

    As a lover, you tend to be somewhat skittish, as you have never actually had sex. You and your spouse sleep in separate beds, wearing full-length pajamas and discussing how worried you are about the Beav.

    People like you are generally beaten to death with wrenches.

    Flouncing???
     
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    I am also a sickening degenerate.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I got that one, too.

    I do have a thing for portabella mushrooms. :shucks:
     
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    Me too!
     
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    I'm a bore :bounce:
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    Here come the results, bitch!

    You are a flouncing do-gooder
    YOU ARE A FLOUNCING DO-GOODER.

    People like you make us ill. All you do all day long is smile and hum sacharine love songs to yourself and think about flowers. God, how can you stand it?

    As a lover, you tend to be somewhat skittish, as you have never actually had sex. You and your spouse sleep in separate beds, wearing full-length pajamas and discussing how worried you are about the Beav.

    People like you are generally beaten to death with wrenches.