The Most Satisfying Kind of Fart

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    It has to be the kind that comes from deep within the abdomen, lasts 5-10 seconds and actually causes your abdomen and stomach to shrink up to an inch. Makes you feel like you instantly lost 5 pounds. Had a few of those yesterday. Awesome. No worries, nobody was around to experience the fallout.
     
  2. znynick80

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    Most satisfying for me is when i'm fucking a girl doggy style and she queefs and is so ashamed of what she did that she starts crying.
     
  3. Father O'Blivion

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    That giant morning fart is my favorite.
     
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    I like those too. Sometimes I can go days without so much as a squeak from my butthole, then there are days where you let go a series of those good 5 second plus rips which definitely don't do you underwear any favors but are definitely noticeably loosening up the intestines.
    Funny thing is, the louder and longer they are, while sounding "wet" they don't really stink. It's those quiet hot ones that can really clear out a room and linger.
     
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    Arrrggghh, a shit storm be a comin'
     
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    Silent=deadly
     
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    according to uberfacts, the average fart weighs 3 oz's. I dont know how they measured that, but I like the idea that some guy some where is getting paid to catch farts and weigh them.
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Im not gonna lie, a good, loud noise coming from it adds to the satisfaction level.
     
  9. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I'm really disappointed lately.
    Years ago I could conjure up a sneaky room-clearing sulphur bomb. These were the best for crop-dusting in stores while walking the aisles. Not so much anymore. Sure they can be loud and funny, but they lack that punch that inspired so much pride.
     
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    Great sound out of that one inch speaker.
     
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    That huge fart wile taking my morning piss.
     
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    Definitely prefer them long and loud, particularly when they sound wet, but aren't really.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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  14. ILOOKLIKEBETH

    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    i dutch oven the lady when shes sleeping, when she wakes up almost puking i blame it on her.
     
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    The one that is a prelude to a good crap.........
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    This is my favorite fart. Enjoy
     
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    loud and proud
     
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    My wife's a teacher. Those little fuckers all start doing the pre-crap fart.
    She calls it "crowning".
     
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