The most vile joke you've ever heard

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    not much makes me cringe, but this one did. Got any others?

    How do you pick up a hot Jewish broad? With a shovel.
     
  2. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Wow. That's a rough one!, but:
    :haha:
     
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    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    How can you tell if your roommate is gay?












    His dick tastes like shit
     
  4. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Why do Black people smell



    So blind people can hate them too
     
  5. HowieStearn

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    like that one :ral:
     
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  6. Father O'Blivion

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    What's easier to unload; a truckload of bowling balls, or a truckload of dead babies?

    The dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
     
  7. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
    A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven.
     
  8. reno

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    What's the black stuff between elephants toes?


    Slow natives.
     
  9. HowieStearn

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    whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
    Boy Scouts come back from camp
     
  10. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    What's the best part about fucking a 13 year old girl???





    The look on her face when you tell her you're going to kill her.
     
  11. Honkey Donkey

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    Oh man thst could be the winner
     
  12. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    This one is straight from Jackie's joke book.

    Son: Dad, what's a vagina look like?

    Father: Before sex, it looks like a beautiful tulip, with soft, delicate petals.

    Son: What does it look like after sex?

    Father: Have you evers seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?
     
  13. reno

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    Why do Jews have big noses?



    The air is free.
     
  14. HowieStearn

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    yes that was very inappropriate.
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    How are dog shit and women alike ?



    The older they both get the easier they are to pick up.
     
  16. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Oh boy. I LOVE offensive jokes.
    This thread may just keep me here.

    Here's a mildly offensive one. For my favorite fake vampire. :hug:

    Three vampires walk into a bar.
    The first two order bloody Mary's. The third asks for hot water.
    "Why water?", asks the other two.
    The third pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
     
  17. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    What do you use to blindfold an Asian?

    Dental Floss.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Joe Philbin, head coach, Miami Dolphins.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    What's black, has 8 legs and makes a woman scream?


    Gang rape. :rs:
     
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    What do you call a black man in a BMW?

    Carjacker.