The movie rounders

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  1. doytch

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    this is movie about card player lawyer Matt Damon who gambles college tuiton away against the mafia.

    I understand cards but why in the end when the plays against bald card man and grandma does grandma become engorged when matt damon wins money?

    Isnt the money he gets for grandma? Doesnt this make him pay grandma or did he only want to fight him?

    I also think the jew judge is annoying and drinks gun. He did not want to be a rabbi but matt damon did not want yo be a jew judge.

    I think the movie is good other, scott norton is
     
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    Doytch, you motherfucker, where have you been?
     
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    I am like hooked on this page for the rep message to the store for some reason I am a very good chance of getting a new one.
     
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    Store Clerk: Hey, lemme ask you a question. In the legal sense, can fuckin' Steinbrenner move the Yankees? Does he have the fuckin' right to just move them?

    Mike McDermott: How should I know that?

    Store Clerk: You didn't learn that yet?

    Mike McDermott: No, we get to Steinbrenner in third year law school.

    Store Clerk: Oh... o_O
     
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    it's contagious.
     
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    Gramma doesn't care that much for Mike's (or Worm's) money. He wants to own them. Having them be indebted/enslaved to himself and KGB is a far better prize than the $15k.
     
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    Gramma was a snappy dresser o_O

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    I can recite this movie like it's the Godfather. I often have it on in the background when I'm puttering around the house. I quote it all the time. I like "You leave me no choice, the way you play!"
     
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    I play the soundtrack in the background while I'm playing Poker Night 2 :giggle:

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    I never bought 2 because I've played so little of 1. Is it that much better? Out of all those characters, the only one I care about is Glad0s.
     
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    Malkovich is hilarious in "Rounders." "He bit me. Pay theyat meyan his myahney."
     
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    I own one of those as well. It's called a Union Suit.

    It's warm as long underwear in the winter but a bitch if you have to drop a deuce.

    I'm sure the ladies of the Shed are flipping the bean to the thought of me in those undies.
     
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    It waaaaaaay more entertaining than 1 IMO.
    Big claptrap fan and the unlocks and ability to have numerous table/cards/bar environment changes is fun.
     
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    Mmmm Oreos.

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    doytch :yay:
     
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    Oreo could not have bought better advertising for its product than this movie. I get hungry for them every time I watch
     
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    Right? KGB says "Want a cookie?" and I fucking well want a cookie.
     
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    You ever heard the story that Russians have said to him "Your character talks like a woman", and in fact he patterned his accent on an old Russian lady who lives in his building? It's funny that they can spot the gender in his speech.
     
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    Wtf was the tell with the Oreos anyway?