News The Neg-O-Matic 5000

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    I don't know what this machine looks like, but few things on the Internet have created this amount of drama and chaos. :grad:
     
  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    "This is making me so hot."

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  3. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    But can it peel a apple?

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  4. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    I picture this, but the hands are opening up 10's of browser tabs at a time mashing Neg button.

    Self-aware :jj:

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  5. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Sarah connor warned about things like this
     
  6. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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  7. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    it came from the future
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  8. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    I picture it like this, but with keyboards.
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    :haha:
     
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  10. RenchFries

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    The Neg-O-Matic 5000 still seems under control by Larry Inc. Hopefully it will stay that way. It's the ultimate drama and butthurt generator.
     
  11. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    The NOM5000 is registered to Biff Co and leased to others as needed.
     
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    It's a good thing no one cares about reps








    Except all the people that cry and alert non stop about them :sarcastic:
     
  13. Chalupa Batman

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    @ljc let me take a quick look at the drawings for this Friday evening, and...I'm now on Lisonipril for high blood pressure.
     
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    Didn't God create Adam to love Him?
     
  15. Mama looka

    Mama looka Well-Known Member

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    Core.


    "Can it core a apple?"


    "Ha! Haaaa!"
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    How much does it cost to rent the NOM-5000?
     
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  17. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    That depends on the target. I would have to refer you to the sales staff for a quotation. @max rockatansky @Mike Huntslooce
     
  18. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    No one needs to be negged today. I was just curious.
     
  19. Biff DiBiase

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    There is always a skunk that needs to be negged.
     
  20. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    I know, I realized after :doh:
     
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