Stern Show The NEW Beth Calendar Thread: A Definitive Incompetent Analysis

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    I've been kicking around the idea of doing an updated thread about the infamous NSAL Calendar and the incredible photoshop fails Howard created. In a recent thread many people commented they'd never seen them before. If you were around for the original thread, there's not too much new information but I did find a few little things.

    It was easier to make a video showing the mistakes than trying to illustrate with outlines and text. I made a quick vid for each month (except February- there was no need) and I've included the original photo and reference stuff.

    These videos are awful quality, unedited, and unprofessional. All I did was fire up photoshop and hit record without a thought to what I was going to say. Be prepared for a lot of stammering and incoherent commentary.

    Let's begin...


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    February

    There really wasn't much to see on this one. Howard let us down.

    Thanks Obama. :nocheer:


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    I mistakenly mention Howard moved her hand while making the video. I forgot it was in actuality the dog's collar that was photoshopped off. Editing the video to correct it would be too professional and smart so I won't be doing that.



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    BONUS!!!!

    Now, you might think we'd be done with failure after 12 months, but you'd be wrong.

    Howard even managed to screw up the back cover of the calendar. :facepalm:



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    It took awhile but it's done. :hat:
     
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    what's done?
     
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    Great work as always.
    I'm afraid I'm losing touch of what's real or shopped. Is that really some sort of assistant of prop guy helping set her up? Where's that from?
     
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    She stinks
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    I got a preview of this earlier today, I was laughing my ass off. Elias we :bow: to you
     
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