The new face of Playtex 'Fresh + Sexy Wipes'...

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  1. EndOfLine

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    Andrew WK Is The Face Of Playtex Wipes

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    What the fuck?

    http://andrewwk.com/news/playtex-names-andrew-wk-the-face-of-fresh-sexy-wipes
     
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    :jj:

    what about after a duty
     
  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I take it these are for people who lack indoor plumbing.
     
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    Does he sell meatballs too?
     
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    I thought Howard was going to be the spokesperson. By the way do they make a large wipe for horses.
     
  7. Dead Air Dave

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    lol
     
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    Ok I have to admit I bought a box the other day (I couldn't resist). They are almost $8. They have a rather strong botanical fragrance. I highly doubt Howard has ever touched one. Next thing we will find out it is that he really isn't eating the mama mancini meatballs either.
     
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    Nothing says "party hard" like an ass wipe ad.
     
  10. Imus O Sternsky

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    Good observation, If you can't wash your ass in the sink where you brush your teeth then just smear it around a little with one of these perfume rags and throw it out the window
     
  11. Gena

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    I see nothing about that man [ who the fuck is he anyway?] that speaks to me of fresh or of sexy. Playtex has allways been a pretty solid brand i think, been around for ages but this can not help their image or appeal factor at all.

    Maybe this is the add that they are gonna run in the grungy crack house areas of town, maybe pass out free samples to the crack ho demographic?
     
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    He is Andrew WK. He had a couple of mildly successful party rock songs twelve years ago.


     
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    seriously. I was just about to write "does no one shower anymore?"
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    I went and saw Andrew WK give a lecture, he was very entertaining.
     
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    I use armour all car wipes

    give ur junk a nice shine after too
     
  17. smichal

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    that guy is repulsive. He is not fresh or sexy at all :shit:
     
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    LOL :snicker: And if you haven't washed in awhile, there's always Brillo.
     
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    These are big in the Gay community.

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    smichael's ass
     
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