The NEW Mrs. Chriza

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    :cheer:

    This crazy bitch wrote an email to her sorority sisters chastising them for their recent behavior.

    The entire email reads like a Chriza rant.:jj:

    Here's a link to the original letter:

    http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

    These are some of the highlights that made me think she'd be a perfect fit for our boy:




    "...punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself."

    "Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR."

    "Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow..."

    "NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T."

    "durr what's kickball?"

    "...cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!!"

    "I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that,..."

    "I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots."






    Chriza needs to breed with this hewer! [​IMG]
     
  2. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Pics stolen from the Howard forum thread that Chriza can't see. :giggle:

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  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    She sounds like a fun hole :yay:
     
  4. Babs

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    She is gonna hurt our boy.
     
  5. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    She's got a red solo cup. :bounce:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Um

    IN :drool:
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    more crazy eyed bitches
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Want.
     
  10. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Supposedly in one of her tweets she says she likes guys who look asian. Chirza.....Out! :asian:
    I would love to cunt punt her multiple times though.
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    :eek:

     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wait

    She doesn't like Asians

    She likes guys who "look Asian"?

    o_O
     
  13. fenderbaum

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    New romance is always nice, like a new car. Though at times depending on the make and model they depreciate quick.
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    Stop fucking DAWG in the ass Elias :nono:
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

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    This was posted in the Stern forum like 2 days ago. :fil:
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I love her.

    "But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO.
     
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    Besides she is way too hot for Chriza.
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Can't wait to say I'm going to "cunt punt" someone.
     
  19. BrulesRules

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    Cunt Punt is good. I give her points for creativity...and being pretty hot in that mini dress.
     
  20. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    chyea chyea