This crazy bitch wrote an email to her sorority sisters chastising them for their recent behavior. The entire email reads like a Chriza rant. Here's a link to the original letter: http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read These are some of the highlights that made me think she'd be a perfect fit for our boy: "...punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself." "Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR." "Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow..." "NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T." "durr what's kickball?" "...cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!!" "I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that,..." "I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots." Chriza needs to breed with this hewer!