The new pool guy we hired is all buff and shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    Him with his too tight t-shirt, glorious pecks, and natural tan that just won't quit.
    He's shorter than I am but I still felt like a midget standing next to him.
    The first time we met, he was telling me about his schedule and how he was gonna clean the pool.
    And standing there, all I could think was, "Wow, this guy must get a lot of pussy. Going to all them houses and shit, Women must throw themselves on him. Wifey MUST NEVER meet this guy."
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    this thread is gay
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    How many times did you beat off to him today so far?
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    what ______________ said
     
  5. Shine

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    :wtf:
     
  6. Swayze

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    Say this to him:

    "C'mon dude. I'll jerk you off!"

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  7. Satori Brah

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    :lol:
     
  8. Habit Forming

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    Ewwwwwwww!!!












    ~no comment
     
  9. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :hw:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yea this thread is soooooooooooooooo gay
     
  11. Jim J Jiblets

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Can I come over for a swim?
     
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    Pictures please
     
  14. banksy

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    What kind of fag are you that you can't maintain your own pool?

    You get mani/pedis too Sally?
     
  15. Habit Forming

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    Hell yeah.....maybe.
     
  16. Habit Forming

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    I'm 98.359% man. I'm helping a fellow man by paying him for his excellent Pool service.
    And no nail care for me. Just a pair of nail clippers. I get ingrown toenails like twice a year.
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Did you watch him clean the pool behind closed bedroom blinds?
     
  18. Habit Forming

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    As Wendy the Retard said so beautifully a few years ago....YASSSS!
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Nice!
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    Maybe you should fire the pool guy and use the money you save to support this site.