The new pool guy we hired is all buff and shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

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    Him with his too tight t-shirt, glorious pecks, and natural tan that just won't quit.
    He's shorter than I am but I still felt like a midget standing next to him.
    The first time we met, he was telling me about his schedule and how he was gonna clean the pool.
    And standing there, all I could think was, "Wow, this guy must get a lot of pussy. Going to all them houses and shit, Women must throw themselves on him. Wifey MUST NEVER meet this guy."
     
  2. Shine

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    this thread is gay
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    How many times did you beat off to him today so far?
     
  4. BearShit

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    what ______________ said
     
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    :wtf:
     
  6. Swayze

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    Say this to him:

    "C'mon dude. I'll jerk you off!"

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  7. Satori Brah

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    :lol:
     
  8. Habit Forming

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    Ewwwwwwww!!!












    ~no comment
     
  9. BearShit

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    :hw:
     
  10. Kanye West

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    yea this thread is soooooooooooooooo gay
     
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    Can I come over for a swim?
     
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    Pictures please
     
  14. banksy

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    What kind of fag are you that you can't maintain your own pool?

    You get mani/pedis too Sally?
     
  15. Habit Forming

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    Hell yeah.....maybe.
     
  16. Habit Forming

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    I'm 98.359% man. I'm helping a fellow man by paying him for his excellent Pool service.
    And no nail care for me. Just a pair of nail clippers. I get ingrown toenails like twice a year.
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

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    Did you watch him clean the pool behind closed bedroom blinds?
     
  18. Habit Forming

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    As Wendy the Retard said so beautifully a few years ago....YASSSS!
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Nice!
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    Maybe you should fire the pool guy and use the money you save to support this site.