Him with his too tight t-shirt, glorious pecks, and natural tan that just won't quit. He's shorter than I am but I still felt like a midget standing next to him. The first time we met, he was telling me about his schedule and how he was gonna clean the pool. And standing there, all I could think was, "Wow, this guy must get a lot of pussy. Going to all them houses and shit, Women must throw themselves on him. Wifey MUST NEVER meet this guy."