The New Quesarito from Taco Bell

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Got a steak quesarito, beefy griller and nachos.

    The steak quesarito sucked dick. The cheese tastes like burnt plastic and there was a poor amount of steak in it.

    Plus when I got the 99 cent nachos they didn't put the cheese in a little container. Instead they put the chips in a dome and squirted some on, thus jewing you out of delicious nacho cheese.

    There was some teen steam in a pink bikini top w/ D tits though. Walking back in forth between the drive thru line to her car, back and forth 3 times. Little attention whore. So top heavy, so tan. But other than that, everything sucked. I'm going to be protesting taco bell for the near future. Fuck those lovelys.
     
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    No pics of the taco?
     
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    I don't eat fast food any more, but TB was my last experience.

    Every fucking "new" thing on the menu is just the same shit, rearranged, as all the other garbage.
     
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    Quesarito? :wtf:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I didn't bring any devices to take pics with. By taco i'm assuming you mean the perky big tittied teen.
     
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    That's called "Mexican food" there chief.
     
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    concept has promise. could make that myself and it would be good, but would not buy it from TB
     
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    You, my friend, have never lived with Brazilians.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Had a steak one today. First time I ate TB in a couple years. It was gross.
    I am literally typing this on the shitter.
     
  12. Avery

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    I just farted and I can tell this is gonna be bad. :ohnoes:

    Might have to check out that How do power bottoms clean their ass thread for tips after i'm done.
     
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    so you went to taco bell and got food that tasted like shit. what's the issue here young man?
     
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    They would always fuck up my order, and I would get extra tacos :p
     
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    fucking St. HALoysius...always winning
     
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    I can't help it
     
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    I just ate 4 deviled eggs, aka 8 once you cut them in half and fill them
     
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    :hal:
     
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