The New Stuttering John Podcast

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by stuttering john melendez, Jun 8, 2017.

  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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  2. Night Ape

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    I listened to your dog shit podcast and it was everything a podcast shouldn't be.

    You suck. Stop ruining comedy and get a job at Arby's where you belong.
     
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    I won't listen, John. No offense...you just aren't good at....anything having to do with comedy. I haven't listened to your podcast. I won't listen.

    Perhaps try a new angle... do a podcast that's not "comedy"

    What do you like? Passions? (Not comedic in nature!)

    Try working up one of those.

    Loved you in the 90s, bub.
     
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    I actually did listen and it was really bad. How can a man be so grandstanding and indignant at the same time?

    If you're dying to know what John's thoughts on how he was treated on Artie's podcast a year ago, then.. wait.. literally nobody should be interested in that.

    Instead of wasting your time listening to John's revisionist history bullshit, I'd encourage everyone to seek out the Artie Quitter Podcast from June, 14 2016 (which is the focus of John's new podcast)

    Oh look! There's still a clip on Artie's official soundcloud:


    It's a great clip too - Artie immediately calls John on his name-dropping bullshit. John is at his worst, name-dropping Bruce Jenner, fake laughing, bringing up Artie's suicide etc.

    John is HAMMERED. It's hard enough to listen to John try to be funny when he's sober, but when he's drunk, it's another level of cringe.

    Artie - calm and cool - wipes the floor with John on that episode and its immediate follow up AQP from 6-18-16.
     
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    One of my favorite old clips of the stern show is the epic wings fight and Howard's criticism of johns fm show. I like john a lot but when he tries to act like other people he isn't funny. He is funny being himself.
     
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    John,

    Thanks for posting. You certainly have a presence in this forum whether you are here or not.

    I was a bit taken aback when you last appeared on Artie's pc last summer. I thought it was unprofessional to show up drunk, and very cringeworthy to bust Artie's balls via his suicide attempt.

    If you apologize to Dan and publicize the apology on Twitter, I will give your pc a chance.
     
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    Imagine bragging about playing golf / Never mind with who.
     
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    It's over Johnny.
     
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  10. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    sure
     
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    How is your Senatorial campaign coming?
     
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    This is the most well-thought out response in the whole thread.
     
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    Hi John,
    I like both you and Artie. I have no opinion here. Just wanted to say that I hope you and your family are all doing well.~
     
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    And now Howard isn't funny anymore
     
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    Hey John, the second episode is great! You should talk to the VP of Podcasts at Imagination Road and tell his retarded ass to get them out on time. You fucking idiot.
     
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    Listened to the first cast......its obvious that Artie has anger and jealousy issues.
    Any rube can see that and i believe most of what john said. Artie has great talent but everything great has a fatal flaw.....and that is Artie. To
     
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    You can meet me at the Super 8 in St Louis aka your future residence
     
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    Maybe I missed these parts, but did John specifically not address what Artie has recently mentioned about 'john and his wife' and also the 'johns daughter' comments.

    You can't sit there chatting about people, their partners, their work ethic and then treat your audience like idiots by deliberetly not mentioning comments you find embarrassing. Well you can, but be aware it's a cop out and reeks of self centred censorship.

    I'm talking about Artie hinting that John is a wife beater and commenting on his transgender kid. All or nothing buddy.
     
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    Stuttering Juan probably did hit his wife Suzaner and that's part of the reason they got a divorce and she was able to take him to the cleaners in court


    I don't think Artie would lie about that particular topic
     
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