Stern Show The next wackpacker to die (poll)

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Which wackpacker will be the next to die

  1. Jeff the drunk

    66 vote(s)
    25.7%
  2. High pitch Eric

    101 vote(s)
    39.3%
  3. Bigfoot

    25 vote(s)
    9.7%
  4. Siobhan

    5 vote(s)
    1.9%
  5. Beetlejuice

    11 vote(s)
    4.3%
  6. Gary the retard

    7 vote(s)
    2.7%
  7. Wendy the retard (none of this slow adult bullshit)

    1 vote(s)
    0.4%
  8. Sour Shoes

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Elephant Boy

    2 vote(s)
    0.8%
  10. Robin Quivers

    39 vote(s)
    15.2%
  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Who will be the next wackpacker to die?
     
  2. ilovebacon

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    I voted HPE, even though that fucking cockroach will probably outlive us all somehow :eek:
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You left GP2 off the list.
     
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    i pick jeff

    but sometimes these dudes who pickle themselves are much more robust than they appear
     
  5. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Sadly I think you're right. It's always the assholes who live the longest.
     
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    According to Archie Bunker, God takes care of drunks and dingbats, so it's gotta be High Pitch...
     
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    Jeff.
    HPE will live long enough to stab all of us in the head.
     
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    Bigfoot probably has all types of silent diseases, sadly he's next
     
  10. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One

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    Probably be Siobhan, dying of a staff infection from that botched penis removal surgery he/she had
     
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    What will become of Sour Shoes when his parents die?
     
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    gary the retard is in his 60s and his copd, not sure if he is still smoking or not. jeff the drunk is incredibly unhealthy and sounds terrible, i can't imagine him living much longer. even though high pitch is a fat fuck he goes to the doctor on a weekly basis and takes a ton of meds, i bet he lives another 20 years.
     
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    He'll probably be homeless like Hanzi. Poor guy, he's really screwed when his parents die. At least Wendy has family to take care of her. Does Sour have that?
     
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    He might have a brother, but he probably wants to have a life without caring for his weird (I love him, but he's fucking weird,) brother...
     
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    i voted gary the retard. not because i dislike him, but because cockroaches like HPE and Jeff some how live to be 100 off the backs of everyone else
     
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    lets make it interesting...a death pool..$2 buy in...what do ya say?
     
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    choose HPE. I honesty hate that fake bullshit scam artist. He pretends to have a low IQ or act like idiot, but its all a act to get free stuff and get away from scamming.
    And have you ever noticed HPE has never scammed gangsters, drug dealers, criminals or people like Chuck Zeto
    Also, acting gay and not knowing about sex lets him get away from that perverted stuff he was dong in the place he lives in, when a female complained about his actions
    so, fuc^^&* him!!
     
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    Bigfoot. It should be that POS High Pitch though.
     
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    For all we know Siobhan is already dead. She hasn't been on the show since late December of 2008. When the whole Caitlyn jenner was in the news wiggy made a remark last summer that they were trying to get Siobhan on to talk about Caitlyn but they can't find her.
     
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    Jeff or Gary. Neither is in that good of health. Both smoke.