Entertainment The No Man's Sky thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by zhukov, Aug 18, 2016.

  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Who else has bought this trainwreck?

    I know @Daveindiego has.

    I just got it, thanks Hello Games for providing ample support for this game. :facepalm:

    I can't even exit it without shutting down my PC. :facepalm:

    Anyway, maybe this thread can provide a little support and advice for the losers that dropped $60 on a ridiculously incomplete game.

    Or maybe not.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  3. Daveindiego

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    Well, your first fuck up was not getting it on PS4.

    I'm fucking like Magellan and Columbus, all rolled up into one, exploring and finding new planets like a mofo over here.

    I'm naming everything after Daveindiego and also my cock.
     
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    PS4 = flawless gameplay

    PC = Get to fucking work, and stop playing games, faggot.
     
  5. zhukov

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    well sorry all I got is a PC, PS4 is for 13 year olds.
     
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    I will say I can't wait to find a Daveindiego planet.

    I'm expecting a bunch of homos in a cave doing the butt pirate.
     
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    stfu. you got it?
     
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    Yeah PS4 is nice for idiots who can't build a "rig".
     
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    No I wanted it but then I read reviews
     
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    I know.

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    Exactly. My PC blows away a shitstain PS4
     
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    Or have jobs, and other things to do.
     
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  14. zhukov

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    yeah it's a mixed bag. I think they will fix the obvious bugs.

    strategy seems to be to stay on a planet for awhile, don't just go for the core right away.
     
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    Wrong.
     
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    Is there a fucking tutorial?

    There's no instructions. :facepalm:
     
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    Great game if you smoke weed.

    Planets are where you mine the materials to improve your suit and spaceship. On the planets are sites to visit to obtain additional tech, and to trade and sell shit.

    You can really get caught up on the planet, but I think that you just need to keep moving from planet to planet, and not spend a ton of time on one.
     
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    You have reviewed sites like Kotaku, right? From Deadspin.com.
     
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    I have looked around. Most of what I've seen are bullshit.

    I'll look at Kotaku again.
     
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    Are you using a mouse or a controller?