The Nonfat Evening Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, May 8, 2014.

  1. MrWarmth

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    You can't make people wait for this important comedy outlet! :mad:


    Thank you. :coffee:
     
  2. Butcher

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    But ummmm
     
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    Brb. I got a giant...that's 16 inches....Number 13 from Jersey Mikes. That's an Italian Sub with lettuce tomotoes, onions, and oil and vinegar. A side of Sour Cream and Onion Chips a baby kosher pickle, and my second highball. Think yaw. <<<pinky up >>>>
     
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    Ok! Here we go. Stupid Artieoffspring will be happy that we have direction now. He was beside himself. Thank you. :hippie:
     
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    "The Jimmy" episode is on Seinfeld right now
     
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    That does sound good. I love a good sub. I've never had Jersey Mikes. It's not shitty like Subway, is it??? :grr:
     
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    Thank you
     
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    No. This is some good crusty bread
     
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    I do love good crusty bread. :uwub:
     
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    Seven people are currently trying to work the word "crusty" into an insulting joke. Stand by. :coffee:
     
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    finally someone more normal [​IMG]
     
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    How do you know if a restaurant has a clown as a chef? A: When the food tastes funny
     
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    Coyotes?
     
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    That is a festive chair. :hippie:
     
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    What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A: Your Honor.
     
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    I'll be here all week and please try the veal
     
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    Jersey Mikes rules....the one by me had a bunch of morons working the register and they kept screwing up my rewards points in my favor. I got about 4 free subs before one of the more competent ones charged my account correctly. :yes:
     
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